bila politik jadi drama...

Semalam,semasa wartawan mendesak,bertanya,menghentak,terjah pak lah dengan soalan-soalan pembubaran parlimen.Maka kata pak lah,bukan esok(bukan 13/02/08).
Sila rujuk sini.

http://www.utusan.com.my/utusan/info.asp?y=2008&dt=0213&pub=Utusan_Malaysia&sec=Muka_Hadapan&pg=mh_02.htm

Lalu wartawan pula yang kena.
Kata pak lah"Tidak... tidak lagi, pandailah you,’’
Kata beliau lagi ‘‘Khabar angin, itu yang seronok dengar, siapa cakap? Mesyuarat Kabinet ada lagi, ada lagi, dalam penggal ini ada lagi mesyuarat Kabinet.’’


Tapi, tak sampai 24 jam rasanya.Tengah hari tadi.

http://www.utusan.com.my/utusan/info.asp?y=2008&dt=0213&pub=Utusan_Malaysia&sec=Terkini&pg=bt_02.htm



Katanya

``Saya ingin mengumumkan mengenai pembubaran parlimen pada hari ini setelah mengadap Yang di-Pertuan Agong pada pagi ini.

``Yang di-Pertuan Agong berkenan untuk membubarkan parlimen berkuat kuasa hari ini bagi membolehkan pilihan raya umum ke-12 dijalankan.

``Yang di-Pertuan Agong menandatangani perisytiharan pembubaran parlimen.

``Dengan itu, kerajaan-kerajaan negeri turut dinasihatkan membubar Dewan Undangan Negeri berkuat kuasa pada hari yang sama.

``Suruhanjaya Pilihan Raya juga sudah dimaklumkan mengenai perkara ini.”

Dah bubar pun.Macam tu je.
Apa pak lah nak cakap kalau jumpa wartawan semalam?

Oh,dia Perdana Menteri.Mungkin dia boleh cakap apa saja.
Lagi pun,sapa nak persoalkan.


Best juga jadi PM ye.

takde idea

Terus terang.Aku takde idea.Aku malas nak memerah otak nak menulis.
Baca lagi bagus.Aku tinggal kan lirik lagu ni kat sini.
Sila layan.
Oh ya..ni lagu duet.Sila nyanyi berdua atau berlebih dari itu.



--MALE--

You came close, smiled like this
You don't know what dreams you showed me
You came close, smiled like this
You don't know what dreams you showed me
Now my heart is neither awake nor asleep
What can I do, oh, something is happening

--FEMALE--

You came close, smiled like this
You don't know what dreams you showed me
Now my heart is neither awake nor asleep
What can I do, oh, something is happening

--MALE--

I don't know what experience this is
It doesn't get quenched, what thirst this is

--FEMALE--

What intoxication of love
Has spread upon me, sweetheart

--MALE--

No one knows why our peace gets lost
What can I do, oh, something is happening

--FEMALE--

What can I do, oh, something is happening
Hey, eh



--FEMALE--

What color my prayer has brought
I don't know how this love happened
In this restlessness
I don't know why peace has started to come

--MALE--

In loneliness my heart sorts through memories
What can I do, oh, something is happening

--FEMALE--

What can I do, oh, something is happening

--MALE--

You came close, smiled like this
You don't know what dreams you showed me

--FEMALE--

You came close, smiled like this
You don't know what dreams you showed me

--MALE--

Now my heart is neither awake nor asleep
What can I do, oh, something is happening

--FEMALE--

What can I do, oh, something is happening

sukun komen perempuan

Kata bapa aku perempuan badan kecil-kecil kuat bebel.
Aku kata semua perempuan kuat bebel.
Kata kawan aku perempuan badan besar sangat sensitif.
Aku kata semua perempuan sangat sensitif.
Kata orang lelaki dari Mars dan perempuan dari Venus.
Aku kata lelaki dari bumi dan perempuan tak tahu dari planet mana.Mungkin Pluto atau mungkin juga dari sistem suria yang lain.
Kata mitos dan cerita-cerita lama perempuan sangat pelik dan sukar difahami.
Aku kata semua perempuan sangat unik.

Kata aku lagi....
Perempuan itu rumit dan merumitkan.Perempuan itu berbeza dan berlawanan dengan lelaki.Dari sudut matematik perempuan adalah pengamiran dan lelaki itu pembezaan.Lelaki cuba memudahkan semua benda tapi perempuan pula nak meng"kompleks"kan segala perkara.
Lelaki menyumpah badak menjadi lembu supaya boleh dimakan tetapi perempuan menyumpah kutu menjadi gajah.Berat le kepala.

Tanya soalan yang sama kat lelaki dan perempuan,dengar jawapan.

Soalan 1:
1+1=?


Jawapan lelaki:
2


Jawapan perempuan:
Ala..awak ni soalan senang macam tu pun nak tanya saya tau.Tak kan tak boleh jawab,masa tadika pun cikgu dah ajar.Jangan le nak hina IQ saya pula.
Ok,saya bagi contoh kat awak ye..Kalau kita pergi shopping,lepas tu ada offer buy one get one free.Awak pun beli le barang tu satu.Harga yang murah tapi awak dah dapat lebih barang..awak paham tak ni?
Eh,awak tanya apa tadi?


Soalan 2:
Kenapa sosej dipaketkan 10 keping sepaket tapi roti hotdog paket 8 je sepaket?


Jawapan perempuan:
Wahh!!!Mana awak dapat soalan camni.Awak baca encyclopedia ke?Awak amik dari Reader Digest ke?Susah sangat le soalan awak ni.Kenapa tak tanya kasut buatan dari mana?guna fabrik apa?berapa range harga?Tak pun tanya je kat KLCC ada berapa kedai?Tau le saya jawab.
Awak bagi je la jawapan.


Jawapan lelaki:
Entah.Tak tahu.



*Takpe lah,kalau anda lelaki,teruskan jadi lelaki.Dan kalau anda seorang perempuan teruskan pengamiran anda*

Believe in marriage?

(HASIL KARYA PENULIS JEMPUTAN)

Do you believe in marriage? Do you believe in companionship? Do you believe in sharing your life and time?

I might sounds weird, but sometimes I don’t believe in marriage. I don’t know. I am super weirdo woman. I had been surround by women that dying to get marry after graduated. But still, marriage is not on my mind. If I do think, it may last only for 30mins (usually when I attending someone wedding).

So, a few months ago, someone talks about getting engaged and married to me. After years, all my ladies talking about marriage, the day for me comes. I am so excited like tomorrow is a big day. Being a normal woman, I like to continue the discussion about the big day, but I left frustrated. It’s only ‘cakap-cakap’. So, I end up blame myself not to think about married again.

But, the ‘cakap-cakap’ comes again, but this times I talk and think little. I am scared to think about marriage. If only I dare to think seriously about marriage, when I had had a zillion monies in my account bank. Again, the proposal is ‘cakap-cakap’ only. No further action or discussion, which I believe it someone trick to ensure a woman to stick with him without a serious commitment.

Marriage need two persons and it involve money. Person like me with no decent job, only able to feed myself, pay education loan and loan and loan and parents and brothers and sisters and nieces and nephews. So, marriage is not a good choice.

A year in relationship does not ensure anything to us. Other than wasting money and time, relationship make women cries for what men done. Where is a good thing to be in relationship? I am confused.

In coming New Year, a marriage is a no-no to me. I may talk loud about getting marriage, but deep down inside I don’t believe in it. Being alone at the end of day may be one of good choice. May be.